I am a car

i-hate-kankri:

johnampora:
spoopyjanecrocker:
tablefilpapocalypse:
rorzeebubbles:
emmypupcake:
flame-cat:
my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:
alexander-the-spooky:
moirails-for-life-yo:
justanundeadowl:
visualvexation:
drkotobuki:
jeon-wonwon:
adoerable:
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“Strider fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck off right back over here you insufferable prick.”
“i’m 13 u egg”
“Well shit. That’s a hell of a mystery. No one thought was a mystery. And didn’t even really need solving. But damn if it didn’t just get solved. So nice work.”
“Oh, ha ha! If smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon. The crowd goes wild with dismay, and then commits mass suicide.”
“Dave are you talking through the little foam ass again?”
“Sorry I can’t hear you through the little foam ass.”
“the thing about penis ouija is you can never be sure who drew the dicks
was it you or me or maybe a ghooooooost?”
Man, being blind is dumb, can I like grope you or something to get up to date on your appearance, would that be weird?
“PUT THOSE EYEBROWS BACK DOWN BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGE BREATH BURNS THEM OFF”
“Shucks!!!!!”
“Hey, I’m upset about it too, but let’s watch the fucking language.”
“Well shit, we turned around for 2 seconds and a shenanigan happened.”
“I am a mockery of all I stand for.” - Kankri “Shithead” Vantas

dekutoon:

FINALLY D O N E AAAAA-
Took a little more than a week to do but ayyy finished VvV
I just love the relation between the Cancers and Virgos !

fruitegg:

las tes tomorro visual arts boisss

jayspants:

Bypasses the wordheckery of why I haven’t done this because now I’ve done this, been thinking of my giveaway prizes even five months later! This one is for insecureillustrator-rebubbles who requested some cawkat!! You got a lil more than promised because you were so patient thank you so, so much

plasticcloud:

stupid doodles from the past few days

teleport-teapot:

~~screw water~~
*Eridan not being able to breathe underwater used to be my headcanon once*

it looks weird and different from what I imagined
*sigh*

~~there can’t be too much Eridan~~

brokje:

divinedorothy:
do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies
#not to mention the witchcraft

zipra:

Creator of the stars.

prospt:

C-C-C-C-C-COLLAB!
TEREZI: sketch by syndeux lines by chaos7 colors by me
DAVESPRITE: sketch by chaos, lines by me, colors by ek
JOHN: sketch by me, lines and colors by chaos!